Thursday, 17 January 2019

VSF Christmas AAR 2018 - A Christmas Tree Too Far

Ah Yuletide, this of course means a FUBAR VSF game with a very Christmas theme! We gathered for a casual BBQ and game. This time we tried to fill the table with a veritable plethora of steam powered contraptions, everything from Flying Machines to Automatons! 

The British objective is to relieve Balloon Mobile troops landed behind enemy lines before the local Germans, believed to be nothing more than rear echelon soldiers could overpower them! The plan devised was exciting and adventurous but some officers of the Imperial Headquarters critised its wisdom and scope one scandalously commented in a darken corridor could the plan be endeavouring to go 'A Christmas Tree Too Far...'

Period pictures of the Britis30th Steam Powered Armoured Corps advancing across Holland to establish contact with the various Balloon Landed forces landed at Eindhoven, Nijmegen and Arnhem!

HMLS Terrific steams effortlessly along the single paved road allocated to the British spearhead...

Infantry followed in the wake of the awesome Steam Leviathans!

Lord Butt-Plug and other officers from the Imperial Headquarters view their Landships and associated support troops advancing...

A Christmas Tree Too Far...the history;

Late 1878, the great Western Democracies continued to fight the evil Eastern Empires in second year of the First Great Steam War with little sign of a conclusion when a daring plan was presented to Queen Victoria’s General Staff which if successful could lead to the defeat of the German Empire by Christmas. The plan was promptly approved!

S.O.E. (Stealthy Overseas Executive) had via their network of agents identified a weakness in the Imperial German Army. They discovered during the Yuletide period the Teutonic Warrior’s morale was fragile at the front and the Imperial High Command needed to cosset the soldiers with a wanton excess of treats during this time to bolster them. The central item distributed to the Units was a generous supply of Christmas Trees! The Top Men of S.O.E. believed if the deployment of these trees to the front could be interrupted then the German Army's morale would collapse in days.

A plan devised by Lord Butt-Plug that envisaged a daring thrust by the British 30th Steam Powered Armoured Brigade through the Holland to capture the three Great German Christmas Tree Depots. To ensure the Germans could not move the Christmas Trees from the supply centres detachments from the elite British Balloon Airborne Corps would be landed behind the lines to secure the depots for the men of the 30th Steam Powered Armoured Corps. These depots with the Christmas Trees were located at Eindhoven, Nijmegen and Arnhem!

December 17 and the Operation began. The attack achieved total surprise and Eindhoven and Nijmegen were quickly secured but then ‘the wheels fell off’. Unbeknownst to the British the Imperial German Army had located strong forces at Arnhem to practice their caroling for Christmas...when the crack Balloonists of Captain Jack Snow’s 1st Air Deployment Section landed near Arnhem the Germans buoyed with pudding were awaiting them and were ready to secure a decisive victory promptly so they could return to their caroling...

The Scenario;

Battlefield and Deployment













British enter from the West (left) map edge.
Rectangles represent hidden German infantry.
Squares represent German Guns, depot guard and Headquarters.

The Forces

British Force

Colonel Richard Brown-Pants - Headquarters
HMLS Terrific detached from the 5th Heavy Steam Squadron
Elements of the 41st Naval Armoured Company
Elements 7th Queens Mechanical Dragoon Regiment
Detachments from:
 the 27th Armoured Rifles
The Little Tinkle Volunteer Rifles with Guide attached
Elements of the below Regiments;
1st Essex Light Infantry Regiment
2nd Infantry (Queens Own Rifles) Regiment
22nd Aeronautical Balloon Squadron

Captain Jack Snow
1st Air Deployment Section

German Force

Oberst Frank Puller - Headquarters
Detachment from the Guards Marine Regiment with Heavy Rapid Fire Gun Attached
Elements of the 14th Armoured Assault Regiment
Elements of the 2nd Company II 4th Steam Wagon Regiment
Elements of the 64th Bavarian Jager Regiment
111st Independent Robot Unit
Depot Guard Section

Victory Conditions
British:
Eliminate 3 man Depot Security Detachment and have at least one figure in the Depot at the games end
German:
Prevent British Conditions

Force Morale:
If at any point more than half of a sides total number of Infantry/Gun Units are Broken then that side is Routed and loses the game.
Note: the Umpire can override this rule and substitute a -1 die roll modifier on ALL the Routed forces Units rolls instead of game loss result

Game Turns
12

Markers
Red     Broken Unit
Yellow One per suppression
Green  Unit on Overwatch
White   Unit has Gone to ground

Special Figure Tags
LMG have 3FPs
GR units all rifles shoot as Galvanic rifles
GRR units all rifles shoot as Repeating Galvanic rifles i.e. 2d6 rerolling any 6’s

Scenario Special Rules

Guns are stationary and can’t be moved.
Ruined building – this is a fortified location giving Heavy Cover to occupants.
Woods don't affect movement rates of foot units or vehicles but vehicles require an extra i.e. second breakdown roll.
Woods can be seen into to the range of 6 inches and give Light Cover bonus.
Fences/Hedges are ‘a hindrance’ and infantry can be seen up to six inches through them and vehicles are seen at any range through them but both get light cover bonus for the hindrance.
Rocky and plant areas don't affect any movement rates but vehicles require an extra i.e. second breakdown roll.
Rocky and plant areas infantry light cover.


The AAR

Summary
Red Arrows British Initial Advances
Blue Squares/rectangles German Initial Deployment
Light Blue Arrows German Steam Vehicles and Robots Advances
Pink Arrows Late British Advances
Yellow Explosions Units and Stem vehicles hit/destroyed

The British decided to 'go for it', their commander unaware if Captain Snow's Balloon Section were still in action and with time against them a direct assault covered by the big guns of HMLS Terrific seemed a sound plan. the ruins could be occupied and used as a launchpad for the final attack on the depot! The advance was sounded! The big guns of the Terrific belched flame and smoke and caused casualties to the entrenched German gunners whilst the infantry merrily stomped forward in haste!

Here the might of the British advance, the green disks on the sections to the left of the road show they are in overwatch, units failing their activation roll can choose to do this.

The German guns targeted the British vehicles whilst their elite Marines held their fire until the British moved to within effective range of the Galvanic Rifles and then they loosed of repeated deadly volley!

The British right with better activation rolls advanced much quicker than the left who's objective was the ruins. The road was quickly blocked with Steam Vehicles!

The Germans own Steam powered Armoured Wagons arrived and targeted the British Triambulators! Meanwhile the British Blimps arrived over the battlefield but were hampered by some poor activation rolls!

The British left was virtually wiped out by the German Marines in the fortified ruins while the British fire back at the Germans while effective was causing many less effective hits.
The silver markers to the left of the road below are proof to the German marines effectiveness!

The British army was faltering at this point as they were under withering German fire from both the left..

and right of the road...

At this crucial point of the game the Germans ran afoul of the infamous Breakdown table with two of their vehicles were put of action and the third was crunched by the big guns of the HMLS Terrific which at this point was still too far back to bring all its might to bear!
To top off it off for the British captain Snow and his elite balloonist arrived behind the Germans near the Supply Depot!

In this picture you can see the three German Steam vehicle wrecks littering the hilltop and Captain Snows 'boys' and the empty Depot sentry box after the balloonist had put paid to the guard detachment!

The swings and roundabouts continued at after the Germans took a beating they played their trumps, two Dragonfly avionic flyers and a section of Automatons! All game due to heavy losses the British were riding a fine line and seeing their army morale break well the Boxeheads aerial and robot led counter attack was enough to force the British over the limit! In a hail of bullets form the air and smoke a flame from the Automatons red line broke!
A German Victory!

The Automaton section can be seen in the centre of the picture and the empty space in front of them is where the British had just moments before been advancing!

The German Dragonflys with their twin Rapid Fire Rifles were deadly against infantry in the open!

British Flyers circle over their shattered men of the 30th Steam Powered Armoured Corps helpless as they continued to roll poorly when it came to activating.

Captain Snow and his brave Balloonists even though undefeated had no option but to surrender to the Germans and endure a horrendous extended period of guttural German caroling all the way through to Christmas day!

Snow's Section watch helplessly as despite their success the British relief column breaks and runs!

Well an interesting night was had! There were many buts for the British, had they advanced the HMLS Terrific more promptly had their Flyers activation rolls been better it all could have been different...well it wasn't! The tenacious Germans had their own dice issues especially with the Breakdown table taking two of their vehicles out of the game but they came through adversity victorious!

There'll be more FUBAR VSF soon in one of our regular Monday gatherings and i am sure it will go down as well as this game did!


Next Time - hmm we may revisit 'the Russians are Coming' campaign!

Sunday, 2 December 2018

New Figures - Sloppy Jalopy 1/56 Armed Cricketers


Just finished painting up a new set of figures a fully armed Cricket team! They were released quite a while ago but I only just saw them online recently so had to buy them! They’ll be useful in both my VSF and TGAA games!

You can buy them as a 'full' set of 12 figures including 11 players and an umpire or in subsets of six, one called the Gentlemen and the other the Players a bit odd as except for the Umpire they are all players!

Once I had them in my hands I was impressed, these are nicely sculpted miniatures with great character faces and good body poses. The guy bowling for example looks very good! My favourite is the Vice Captain in his Jacket nonchalantly standing with his SMG in a sort of gangster pose. The only thing a bit odd was a couple of the slung rifles sort of bend with the shape of the body of the figure (obviously these Enfields were made with softwoods...) All the figures required clean up with various amounts of flash here and there something that took me back a bit but once tidied up they were easy to paint.

Speaking of painting for these fellows I chose a brighter white for pants and shirts and a creamy white for jumpers and pads. Caps and jackets were a sort of Australian Green. The faces need finishing up, currently they are simply flesh with the only highlight being on the moustachioed figures, hopefully I’m catching up with a mate I game with over Christmas who is great at painting faces and maybe he’ll be able to impart some of his skills to me! The bases were simple, these chaps would be found on the finest ovals so as simple green flock mix was all they needed to represent the finely mowed playing surface!

Here’s some pictures...unfortunately the colour difference between the bright white and creamy white is hard to see!

From how I see it these figures would be left to right; the Captain, the Vice Captain, an Umpire and the Wicket-keeper

These figures would be left to right; two Fielders, a Bowler and a Batsman

 These figures would be left to right; a Batsman, two Fielders and another Batsman

Note I almost bought them through a third party but went to Sloppy Jalopy direct and their site was user friendly as was their shipping to Australia! Here’s a link to their site...


If you need some cricket miniatures armed to the teeth I’d highly recommend these!

Next Time; err more stuff!

Sunday, 18 November 2018

New VSF Aeronautical Contraption – The Daley Brothers Attack Balloon!

It was late in the day as Flugmeister Franz Bottums-Upsch glided his Fokker Dragon Fly gracefully over the countryside of Kent, he was on his third mission of the day and looking for British Flyers returning to their bases and another easy victory. Flying over enemy territory Franz was alert and wary so continually scanned the skies above him whilst he sought another victim. Twisting and turning among the clouds he sighted a British Sopwith Blimp below immediately he started to bank to attack but then he heard several loud bangs as his machine shuddered. The Fokker lurched and there were awful grinding sounds as the flyer’s right two wings drooped limply. Franz found it difficult to maintain control as he anxiously looked about to see who had taken him by surprise! Then he spied his assailant, it was a craft he had never seen before! He noted its ungainly appearance, there was an armoured gondola below a large round balloon. He wondered how he could have been bounced by such an antique looking contraption...but his train of thought was interrupted as the other pair of his Dragon Fly’s wings failed and he plummeted to into oblivion in the ruin of his flyer!

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Captain Darling was taking the latest British flyer, the Daley Brothers Steam Powered Armoured Attack Balloon Mk II for yet another test flight over the skies of southern England when he noticed a lone German skulking about between the clouds. He immediately thought, “Bloody Boxhead, on the hunt for some unsuspecting British Airman no doubt, well I’ll give him what for!” Against his orders to not engage any enemies while testing the newest British fighting machine he dropped altitude rapidly and was in a matter of moments on the tail of the Fokker. In the extremely responsive Daley he lined up his target quickly and once it was in his sights he gently pressed the firing button on his control column. The two auto loading Holland & Holland Elephant Guns barked into life and in seconds several rounds were fired buffeting Darling’s machine and smashing into the surprised German. “Take that!” Darling commented coolly as he saw the enemy Airman look around in shock as his stricken Fokker rapidly fell earthward...

The demise of Flugmeister Franz Bottums-Upsch ensured the secret of the new British fighting flying machine was safe!

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The Great Steam War continued to rage and during September 1878 the Fokker Dragon Fly Scare was adorning the front page of virtually every news sheet. These menacing flying machines in the hands of expert Germanic Aces were scything British Flyers from the skies with ease. While the Sopwith Company worked on improving their Blimps another Company, Daley Brothers displayed their newest development to the British Government and the Boffins of S.O.E., the Daly Brothers Steam Powered Armoured Attack Balloon Mk II. It looked dated to all those who saw it but when demonstrated before the Queen's ministers and given to the best British Aviators everyone was surprised at its speed and agility. Its heavily armoured gondola and hard hitting weaponry in conjunction with its astonishing ability to quickly descend and climb (due to vents in the balloon and a super heater on the top of the fighting compartment) gave it characteristics that everyone believed could end the Fokker Scare that was currently decimating the Imperial Air Fleets. An order for 12 machines was placed and when delivered they were given to the front line Squadrons for the best Aces to evaluate before full production was to commence. The reports from top Airmen like Darling and Queensford-Smith were promising and so orders were placed and series construction was begun.

Captain Darling in the New Daley Company Flyer stalking a German Fokker...

The Daley Steam Powered Armoured Attack Balloon Mk II model

This scratch build was long in the making, I started it early this year but our overseas trip interrupted construction and I just got to it again!

Parts list
Foam ball from a fabric shop
Styrene sheet
Plastic tubing
Metal washers for port holes
Pins for rivets
Balloon super heater is a couple of LEGO bits
Smoke stack is part of an electric toothbrush head
Some wire
The Elephant Gun barrels, propellers, and bottom hatch are all old 1/35 left over model kit parts

Unfortunately I do not have many WIP build pictures just these...



Here’s the finished Flyer on its homemade stand....




Next time - some more stuff

Wednesday, 31 October 2018

Captain Darling’s Grand Tour 2018


Hello Everyone, it’s been quiet on the Blog recently due to many distractions but I shall try to address this and get the backlog of posts I have planned up! First up, earlier this year Mrs Darling and I head off from Australia for a 5 week European holiday, while overseas we took around 3,000 pictures and spent too much money! I’ll try to give you a run down of the places visited that are relevant to the Blog with just a handful a pictures…

Okay here it is, the Grand Tour Summation!

First stop in Europe was Rome, it wasn’t our first stay here but there’s so much to see and this time we included a visit to Ostia, Antica. Well I stumbled across what for the person interested in modern military history a gem...We’re in downtown Rome just up the road from the Colosseum and Mrs Darling says “I’m busting for a wizz!” I said, “Well there’s Italy’s Parliament building there’s bound to be a public toilet there!” And there was the but also there was the Altare della Patria a sort of War Memorial come Military Museum. They have varied displays including such stuff as an MTB, a human torpedo thingee, a WW I fighter and the colours of many of Italy’s warships in very hefty chests (I never really wondered where ships colours were stored!). A very worthwhile stop!

Captain Darling and a Bleriot XI-2 at the Altare della Patria…

Second stop after a short train trip was Florence and some time in Tuscany...lotsa touristy stuff here but not much for the blog!

Third stop Vienna it was our first time here and ‘lordy be’ so much to see and do and only five days! Our first morning was following the steps of Harry Lime! Yes one of my favourite movies The Third Man was filmed in Vienna. We visited Harry’s house, the Josefplatz, the doorway Harry is first seen in (sans cat) and the cemetery, Mrs Darling even enjoyed it as I hammed up it for photos but she drew the line at a sewer tour though! We ended the day later with dinner at the Ferris Wheel! A major spot to visit here is the HGM – Heeresgeschichtliches Museum AKA the Army Museum, this place is the ‘ants pants’. Displays go back to the Middle Ages! The Napoleonic and WW I levels are pure pleasure. I think with all the 100th anniversaries the WW I section has recently had some work. I could easily have spent a day here! Be warned you have to pay a couple of Euros extra to be able to take happy snaps!

The Heeresgeschichtliches Museum...

Fourth stop on the trip after another overnight rail trip Berlin once again mainly touristy stuff here due to trade-offs that ensue when travelling with your partner! But squeezed in: visits to some of the Cold War sights i.e. bits of the Wall and the Checkpoint Charlie Museum, we cruised past the Soviet Soldiers Memorial, checked out the Stasi Museum and spent a while at the Deutsches Technikmuseum (Museum of Technology). The Technology Museum was a real highlight as should any museum that has a DC 3 suspended over its roof! It featured plenty of military bits and pieces but the railway section was truly awesome!

World War II vintage graffiti on the Reichstag!

Captain Darling with a ‘cannon bollard’ at the Brandenburg Gate…

The DC 3 atop the the Deutsches Technikmuseum...

Fifth stop Brussels. Okay we only had 2 days here (luckily I’d visited before so had seen the excellent Royal Museum of the Armed Forces and its famous Russian Gallery then) so we did a day tour of the city and spent the second day at the Waterloo Battlefield (As most of the battlefield is privately owned and since I had trekked it previously we just stuck to the main visitor area this time). Now I remember the old set up there from 2005 and the new Visitor Centre is a revelation! I really enjoyed it and so did Mrs Darling in fact I had to drag her out so we could visit the Panorama and scale the Lion Mound (which seemed much steeper than when I ascended it last time!) before we had to return to Brussels. Waterloo is now a must visit location after the ‘spruce up’ (after my 2005 sojourn I gave it an okay rating).

Mrs Darling at the base of Lion Mound, for some strange reason she didn't want to ascend the 200 plus steps, Waterloo

Sixth Stop(s) Ypres, Amiens, Villers-Bretonneux and Lille with lots of touring. Now this was the main point of this trip with both Mrs Darling and I having relatives who served in France with the First A.I.F. we were on the ground to attend the 100th anniversary ANZAC Day Dawn Service at Villers-Bretonneux. The Service was the highlight of the Grand Tour for both of us and well worth the freezing wait overnight! Kudos to the Australian Government Veteran Affairs Department for the work done organising this event. Now I am not going to list everything we did over the 10 days travelling the WW I Battlefields and points of interest but I recommend it to anyone who had relatives who served there or for anyone with a military interest in the Western Front. My Grandfather served and returned as did two of his brothers but Mrs Darling’s three Great Uncles served there and were all KIA in the space of a couple of weeks in 1917, fate is a fickle creature. When we visited the Menin Gate and Villers Bretteneux Memorial Mrs Darling saw the names of 2 relatives on the walls and then with the help of a guide we located the Vaulx Hill Cemetery where she became quite emotional visiting the grave of her third Great Uncle. This part of the trip was very sobering yet we still ensured we enjoyed ourselves, there was the brewery tours, finding great little shops in the backstreet of Lille, picturesque walks etc…
Hard to decide what pictures to select for here but here’s a few…

Mrs Darling and the Menin Gate!

Part of the memorial to animals for their part in the Great War near Pozziers…

The last resting place of  Second Lieutenant William O’Brien remembered with honour at the Vaulx Hill Cemetry…one of Mrs Darling’s relations.

The Australian memorial in Bullecourt….the slouch hat is a recent addition. Slouch hats are being added to many memorials around Australia too.

A live artillery round ploughed up by a farmer awaiting collection by the army! We were told this is a common sight!!!

The tower of the Villers-Bretonneux memorial at daybreak on ANZAC Day 2018…

Last stop London and for the benefit of the Blog there were only a couple of bits of interest. Firstly we visited the Imperial War Museum whilst there and it was a letdown! The old crowded and overloaded displays of my previous visits were gone and a Spartan like setup greeted us. The WW I display was the only real part we found up to scratch, it seems they have decided to modernise and open up the rest of the galleries and they are the poorer for it (just my opinion here!) there must be a hell of a lot of items now languishing in storage. Also I ensured we visited St Helens Church which Mrs Darling thought was a great idea as within its walls lay hundreds of years of history but actually the purpose of the visit was to see the bollard right by it which unlike most of the ones in London is made with a real cannon! Outside of London whilst still in Ol’ Blighty we encountered a couple more bits of interest! During our day trip to Brighton we saw the only VSF related sight of the 35 day trip! Along the beach we spotted two elaborately costumed Steampunk couples strolling with their dog. They were proudly promenading and looking quite magnificent until their dog decided it was whoopsie time! A Steampunk gentleman carrying a plastic bag of pooh managed to lose the participants all their majesty! Also we spent a day and a half at Hever Castle which we highly recommend, the accommodation was lavish and the breakfast was to die for and bugger me drunk literally we fell over one more little Military Museum! We discovered on the grounds the Kent and Sharpshooters Yeomanry Museum...this was a nice surprise. It is a very well presented little museum with some very interesting items and a Saladin Armoured Car and a 25lb field gun on site to boot.

St Helens Church London, a ‘real’ cannon bollard!

Captain Darling getting tea a Cabby Shelter, great food at a good price, we were invited inside for a look see and these are pretty cool little retreats for the London cabbies…

Captain Darling enjoying the sunshine in Ol’ Blighty…our trip of 35 days on mainland Europe we had 2 wet days out of 28 and for our time in England we had wet weather on 3 out of 7 days!

On the grounds of Hever Castle you’ll find the Kent & Sharpshooters Yeomanry Museum…

…and there you’ll see some very cool displays!

Okay that’s Captain Darling’s 2018 Grand Tour wrapped up! 

Next Time - I have a new Flying Contraption completed, a couple of AAR's, a VSF scenario, more The russians are Coming action and some more figures plus some bio story lines…so much to post so little time!